Monday, March 16, 2009

Amber Rose Is...


...certified proof that you can indeed turn a h*e into a housewife! Or, in the very least, you can turn her into a glamazon.

Somehow, even though the whole world knows she's an ex-stripper-former-lesbian-booty-shot-magazine-posing-"model", it doesn't really matter, cuz homegirl has swagger on hundred thousand trillion.

While my homie Rae and the readers of his Fly blog might have you believe that no one can ever touch the leagues of "Swag Princess" Rihanna, I humbly disagree. Miss Amber Rose is a dark horse, people, and she's coming for Rih-Rih's crown.

She doesn't have the multi-platinum selling album (in fact, she really has little to no relevance other than being a WAG) or the team of experienced stylists behind her (my theory is that she has one. & KanYe. well, maybe that is sort of like having a team...), but a true Swag Princess knows how to accessorize everything down to her arm candy. And whether you can agree that she is an accessory to KanYe or he is one to her, the fact is, the two of them are a dynamic duo.

2 spoke out:

Anonymous said...

She has Rihanna's stylist.

Teenz04 said...

oh does she? well that stylist needs to get a MAJOR RAISE cuz i was gonna say amber-rosie is prolly more swagalicious now than RiRI ( esp. after the whole beat down & get back w/him C-Breezy scenario,major points lost im sure but i digress...) This chick got a sick-ass shades-shoes-and-clutch game AND the bitch is BALD...RiRI step aside cuz there's a new SWAG princess in town! ( oh and w/her lip colors =fierrrce!)