Morning Roundup [The F*ckery Edition]

Have you missed these?? In case you don't have the time on your hands to stalk the internets for juice like I do, here's a small sampler platter of what's flying around the blogosphere. Enjoy!

• Star Trek hottie Chris Pine is allegedly dating The Hills wiggy ceiling-eyed character tv-personality Audrina Partridge. This is extremely disappointing. Yes, I'm aware that there is a definitive possibility that I'm simply being unfair. Maybe Audrina is wildly fascinating and intelligent. Maybe MTV simply edits in her characteristic blank, empty stares. Perhaps behind those ceiling eyes she is simply pondering the origin of the species or calculating the formula for cold fusion. Or maybe, he is just as dull and empty-headed as she seems, and thus it is a match made in entertainment heaven. ::shrugs::
  
  
• Beyonce doesn't think it's sexy to look like you go to the gym. Right. So just do lemon & cayenne pepper diets to achieve a 19-inch waist, like her, ya know?
  
  
• Rihanna was making out with up & coming rapper, Drake all night last night, or so they say over at the NY Post's Page Six. Mind you, this is the same Page Six that reported Rihanna was snuggling up to Brody Jenner, and Wilmer Valdarrama, and her backup dancer, and whoever else her PR people think to try and link her to. I'll believe it when I see it. I'm sick of hearing about Rihanna in the press doing everything but speaking out to her young fans about teen violence and physical abuse. That's great that your stylist keeps you in "edgy" fashions and you can get "awesome", "bad ass" tattoos. How about you start sending some kind of positive message out there, other than the current one, which reads something like, "if your boyfriend beats your @ss, just party a lot and look really fashionable to distract everyone." We get it Rihanna, you are like, soooo over that whole beating thing. Sigh...
  

This is making my head hurt and I still have 75 unread blog posts to go through. More to come, y'all! Stay tuned :)