So I Was Perusing the Blogosphere...

And I spotted the following announcement on Broccoli City:

New iPhone Launch Date: July 17th

Specs:

• 32GB and 16GB storage (up from the current 16GB and 8GB models)
  
• $199 and $299 price points to be maintained
  
• 3.2-megapixel camera (up from the current 2-megapixel camera)
  
• Video-recording and editing capabilities
  
• Ability to send a picture & video via MMS
  
• Discontinuation of the metal band surrounding the edge of the device
  
• OLED screen
  
• 1.5 times the battery life of the current models
  
• Double the RAM and processing power
  
• Built-in FM transmitter
  
• Apple logo on back will glow
  
• Rubber-tread backing
  
• Sleeker design
  
• Built-in compass
  
• The camera, GPS, compass and Google map combined will identify photo and inform
• Turn-by-turn directions

I. Can't. Wait.